I was at work today, and I have a coworker who has polups in his colon, cancer in his prostate, and a cyst on his spleen. I think he takes a lot of medication for this. I don’t know what caused it, but today he passed gas while he was standing next to me without telling me. It smelled horrible. Worse than most farts. Is it irresponsible for him to do this? And could I contract cancer from inhaling the gasses, especially considering his ailment is centered in that region?

I need a serious answer to this, and fast! If I need to see a doctor, I want to do it sooner rather than later.